Epic quotes

[miles]

Here's some epic ass quotes I've heard. Feel free to post your own.

"I was brushing my teeth and I was thinking about something. Not because I was brushing my teeth but because it was a time to THINK."

[umbreon]

if I was on crack I might be able to do that with my double finger surprise

presented with no context

[snake]

some people just have bedazzled meat suits yknow

chosen from a very long list of out-of-context pinned discord messages

[Poo]

hi everyone sorry i forgot my password so i couldnt log in and i had to reset it.

I like this quote:

A penny saved is a peny earned

And i think it was benjamin franklin that said that

[miles]

These are all epic fucking quotes, good job every one. And Also, nice frickin siggie Poo!

This is a quote from a friend in a chatroom:

on derpybooru you can cloppy paste

[Poo]

These are all epic fucking quotes, good job every one. And Also, nice frickin siggie Poo!

This is a quote from a friend in a chatroom:

on derpybooru you can cloppy paste

Thanks bro i do remember the quote you shared just then it was funny then and still funny now

[miles]

[...] given how [Nintendo] handled the switch failures . . . I'd bet money they kept the same faulty design [of the Nintendo 64 controller] to make it another physical subscription.

For context, this comment was on a video about a re-make of the N64 controller for Switch that Nintendo started selling after they announced the N64 games for the online service. The video was a teardown of the controller, and pointed out that the internals of control stick are almost the same as the original controller.

This epic quote was brought to you by a youtube commenter replying to me just now. I just wanted to share it since I don't think I've ever heard the term "physical subscription" to refer to the process of replacing a product due to planned obsolescence.

[gloam]

From someone I admire and who always gives me inspiration

"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth is irrelevent,it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are" -Mewtwo

[miles]

miles said gholdengo is my kismesis

Here's some context for unaware viewers: Gholdengo is the 1000th pokemon and look like coins

[umbreon]

creature sex doll

[miles]

FMK: Mario (SSB64), Mario (Super Mario 64), Mario (Sunshine)

[miles]

Dude Pokemon Yellow came out 2 whole years after Red and Green

That's how much ... I was about to say "that's how much pussy they pounded" but that's so vulgar.

[Poo]

Dude Pokemon Yellow came out 2 whole years after Red and Green

That's how much ... I was about to say "that's how much pussy they pounded" but that's so vulgar.

i bet ben said that second one

[miles]

Did you just call hitler sadcringe?

[umbreon]

woah the bloods


crip dragon

[umbreon]

this is a penis pov blowjob

[snake]

idk i didnt make gendle roles

bro just added pubic hair for the effect

IM NOT PISSINGNON T HE ELVES

[miles]

idk im sorry i dont care abt feet and inflation covering my furry site like thats what its all about normiefurs got it twisted

[miles]

I discovered a new way to clean my ears: with my fingernails!

[umbreon]

you can't take the blood out of the game just like you can't take the cum out of a yordle