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To clarify: this is not a thread for arguing. All twitter discourse is stupid. Don't come in here to cry about bi lesbians or the gay flag or endogenic systems or whatever. I am not doing this with you and I doubt the admin wants to moderate it either.

I want to hear the absolute funniest/most out-of-left-field shit you've ever heard. The kind of shit that makes you step back and wonder why the internet was ever made.

I'll go first. There was this craze for a few months on a game called Pony Town about something called "touch trigger/discomfort" which basically meant that you don't like it when people use the "boop" emote on your in game character. This is kind of silly, but it was harmless and really didn't need to become a Thing. Unfortunately, The Internet. It became a Thing. There was this massive outrage for months on both "sides" of the issue, some people compared it to sexual assault and others just made fun of everyone who didn't mind it. Everybody had "tt/td dni" or "if you violate tt/td dni" on their Tiktok profiles and every now and then I'll see it pop up again. It was really fucking weird.

Also, once encountered a DNI list full of your usual "religious, racist, proshipper, disorder faker, fujoshi" etc type stuff, and then this absolute gem smack dab in the middle as one single point: "A DSMP, MHA, or Yarichin Bitch Club fan, a toxic nobody, or engage in shitty Twitter discourse." Absolutely no self awareness whatsoever. It was beautiful. I have a screenshot somewhere.

Playing this vore game https://pscfunzone.itch.io/shuichis-vore-adventure and there's a .txt disclaimer about why the characters aren't minors cause apparently this is a hot topic in danganronpa fandom. And I am just like who caaares. Oh my god the tldr is like "You can play [game] without feeling like the FBI is gonna snipe you" the fbi does not give a flying fuck if you play a fictional drawing game where you vore teenagers

I think one of my favorites is the sheer number of "If you support/enjoy hazbin hotel DNI (Unless we are friends)". The last time I was looking for DNIs for my site I saw so many of this type of conditional DNI, and a lot of them were specifically about hazbin hotel.